From 4f64bd866fa871d004959348fb185043cddaa971 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: henk Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2022 15:27:02 +0100 Subject: [PATCH] latest --- bing.coffee | 1478 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-- 1 file changed, 1436 insertions(+), 42 deletions(-) diff --git a/bing.coffee b/bing.coffee index c2b2c31..144e75b 100644 --- a/bing.coffee +++ b/bing.coffee @@ -1,50 +1,1444 @@ -# Description: -# Find the latest Bitcoin price in specified currency -# -# Dependencies: -# "cheerio": "" -# -# Configuration: -# None -# -# Commands: -# hubot bitcoin price (in) -# -# Author: -# Fred Wu -cheerio = require('cheerio') + +String.prototype.capitalize ||= -> @.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + @.slice(1) module.exports = (robot) -> - robot.respond /bitcoin price\s(in\s)?(.*)/i, (msg) -> - currency = msg.match[2].trim().toUpperCase() - bitcoinPrice(msg, currency) + unless robot.brain.do_it?.grouped_responses? + do_it_responses = DO_IT.split('\n') + robot.brain.do_it = + responses: do_it_responses + grouped_responses: compile_list(do_it_responses) -bitcoinPrice = (msg, currency) -> - msg - .send "Looking up... sit tight..." - msg - .http("http://bitcoinprices.com/") - .get() (err, res, body) -> - msg.send "#{getPrice(currency, body)}" + robot.respond /do it$/i, (msg) -> + msg.send msg.random(robot.brain.do_it.responses) -getPrice = (currency, body) -> - $ = cheerio.load(body) + robot.respond /how (?:do|does) (.+) do it\??/i, (msg) -> + group = msg.match[1].toLowerCase().trim() + if robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group]? + msg.send msg.random robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group] + else + msg.send "Hmmm, I'm not sure how they do it." - lastPrice = null - highPrice = null - lowPrice = null - priceSymbol = null + robot.respond /(.+) (?:do|does) it (?:.+)/i, (msg) -> + group = msg.match[1].toLowerCase().trim() + robot.brain.do_it.responses.push msg.match[0] + robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group] ||= [] + robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group].push msg.match[0].slice(msg.match[0].indexOf(' ') + 1).capitalize() + +compile_list = (responses) -> + grouped = {} + responses.forEach (r) -> + if /do it/.test(r) + group_name = r.slice(0, r.indexOf('do it')).toLowerCase().trim() + else + group_name = r.slice(0, r.indexOf(' ')).toLowerCase().trim() + + grouped[group_name] ||= [] + grouped[group_name].push r + return grouped + +DO_IT = '''A king does it with his official seal. +Accountants are good with figures. +Accountants do it for profit. +Accountants do it with balance. +Accountants do it with double entry. +Accy majors do it in numbers. +Acrophobes get down. +Actors do it in the limelight. +Actors do it on camera. +Actors do it on cue. +Actors do it on stage. +Actors play around. +Actors pretend doing it. +Actuaries probably do it +Actuaries do it continuously and discretely. +Actuaries do it with varying rates of interest. +Actuaries do it with models. +Actuaries do it on tables. +Actuaries do it with frequency and severity. +Actuaries do it until death or disability, whichever comes first. +Acupuncturists do it with a small prick. +Ada programmers do it by committee. +Ada programmers do it in packages. +Advertisers use the "new, improved" method. +Advertising majors do it with style. +Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts. +Aerospace engineers do it with lift and thrust. +Agents do it undercover. +AI hackers do it artificially. +AI hackers do it breast first. +AI hackers do it depth first. +AI hackers do it robotically. +AI hackers do it with robots. +AI hackers do it with rules. +AI hackers make a big production out of it. +AI people do it with a lisp. +Air couriers do it all over the world in big jets. +Air traffic controllers do it by radar. +Air traffic controllers do it in the dark. +Air traffic controllers do it with their tongue. +Air traffic controllers tell pilots how to do it. +Air traffic, getting things down safely. +Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load. +Airline pilots do it at incredible heights. +Alexander Portnoy does it alone. +Algebraists do it with homomorphisms. +Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion. +Alpinists do it higher. +Alvin Toffler will do it in the future. +AM disc jockeys do it with modulated amplitude. +Amateur radio operators do it with frequency. +Ambulance drivers come quicker. +America finds it at Waldenbooks. +Anaesthetists do it until you fall asleep. +Analog hackers do it continuously. +Anarchists do it revoltingly. +Anesthetists do it painlessly. +Anglers do it with worms. +Animators do it 24 times a second. +Announcers broadcast. +ANSI does it in the standard way. +Anthropologists do it with culture. +APL programmers are functional. +APL programmers do it backwards. +APL programmers do it in a line. +APL programmers do it in the workspace. +APL programmers do it with stile. +Apologists do it orally. +Archaeologists do it in the dirt. +Archaeologists do it with mummies. +Archaeologists like it old. +Archers use longer shafts. +Architects are responsible for the tallest erections. +Architects do it late. +Architects have great plans. +Architectural historians can tell you who put it up and how big it was. +Architecture majors stay up all night. +Arlo Guthrie does it on his motorcycle. +Arsonists do it with fire. +Art historians can tell you who did it, where they did it, what they. +Artillerymen do it with a burst. +Artists are exhibitionists. +Artists do it by design. +Artists do it in the buff. +Artists do it with creativity. +Artists do it with emotion. +Assassins do it from behind. +Assembly line workers do it over and over. +Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time. +Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with. +Astronauts do it in orbit. +Astronauts do it on re-entry. +Astronauts do it on the moon. +Astronomers can't do it with the lights on. +Astronomers do it all night. +Astronomers do it from light-years away. +Astronomers do it in the dark. +Astronomers do it only at night. +Astronomers do it under the stars. +Astronomers do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds. +Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus. +Astronomers do it with all the stars. +Astronomers do it with a big bang. +Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies. +Astronomers do it with long tubes. +Astronomers do it with stars. +Astronomers do it with their telescopes. +Astronomers do it with Uranus. +Astrophysicists do it with a big bang. +AT&T does it in long lines. +Attorneys make better motions. +Auditors like to examine figures. +Australians do it down under. +Authors do it by rote. +Auto makers do it with optional equipment. +Auto makers do it with standard equipment. +Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease. +Babies do it in their pants. +Babysitters charge by the hour. +Bach did it with the organ. +Bailiffs always come to order. +Bakers do it for the dough. +Bakers knead it daily. +Ballerinas do it en point. +Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe. +Ballet dancers do it with toes. +Banana pickers do it in bunches. +Band members do it all night. +Band members do it in a parade. +Band members do it in front of 100,000 people. +Band members do it in public. +Band members do it in sectionals. +Band members do it on the football field. +Band members play all night. +Banjo players pluck with a stiff pick. +Bank tellers do it with interest. Penalty for early withdrawl. +Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal. +Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl. +Baptists do it under water. +Barbarians do it with anything. (So do orcs.) +Barbers do it and end up with soaping hair. +Barbers do it with Brylcreem. +Barbers do it with shear pleasure. +Bartenders do it on the rocks. +Baseball players do it for a lot of money. +Baseball players do it in teams. +Baseball players do it with their bats. +Baseball players hit more home runs. +Baseball players make it to first base. +Basic programmers do it all over the place. +Basic programmers goto it. +Basketball players score more often. +Bass players just pluck at it. +Bassists do it with their fingers. +Batman does it with Robin. +Bayseians probably do it. +Beekeepers like to eat their honey. +Beer brewers do it with more hops. +Beer drinkers get more head. +Beethoven did it apassionately. +Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra. +Bell labs programmers do it with Unix. +Bell-ringers pull it themselves. +Beta testers do it looking for mistakes. +Bicyclists do it with 10 speeds. +Biologists do it with clones. +Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it. +Blind people do it in the dark. +Bloggers do it with comments. +Blondes do it with a Thermos. +Bo Jackson knows doing it. +Boardheads do it with stiff masts. +Body-builders do it with muscle. +Bookkeepers are well balanced. +Bookkeepers do it for the record. +Bookkeepers do it with double entry. +Bookworms only read about it. +Bosses delegate the task to others. +Bowlers do it in the alley. +Bowlers have bigger balls. +Boxers do it with fists. +Boy scouts do it in the woods. +Bricklayers lay all day. +Bridge players do it with finesse. +Bridge players try to get a rubber. +Buddhists imagine doing it. +Building inspectors do it under the table. +Bulimics do it after every meal. +Burglars do it without protection. +Bus drivers come early and pull out on time. +Bus drivers do it in transit. +Businessmen screw you the best they can. +Butchers have better meat. +C programmers continue it. +C programmers switch and then break it. +C programmers switch often. +C++ programmers do it with class. +C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects. +C++ programmers do it with their friends, in private. +Calculus majors do it in increments. +Calculus students do it by parts. +Californians do it laid back. +Campers do it in a tent. +Car customisers do it with a hot rod. +Car mechanics jack it. +Cardiologists do it halfheartedly. +Carpenters do it tongue in groove. +Carpenters hammer it harder. +Carpenters nail harder. +Carpet fitters do it on their knees. +Carpet layers do it on the floor. +Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes. +Catholics do it a lot. +Catholics talk about it afterwards. +Cavaliers do it mounted. +Cavers do it in the mud. +CB'ers do it on the air. +Cellists give better hand jobs. +Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically. +Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm. +Chefs do it for dessert. +Chefs do it in the kitchen. +Chemical engineers do it in packed beds. +Chemical engineers do it under a fume hood. +Chemists do it in an excited state. +Chemists do it in test tubes. +Chemists do it in the fume hood. +Chemists do it periodically on table. +Chemists do it reactively. +Chemists like to experiment. +Chess players check their mates. +Chess players do it in their minds. +Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates. +Chess players mate better. +Chessplayers check their mates. +Chiropractors do it by manipulation. +Chiropractors do it, but they x-ray it first. +Choir boys do it unaccompanied. +Circuit designers have a very low rise time. +City planners do it with their eyes shut. +City street repairmen do it with three supervisors watching. +Civil engineers do it by reinforcing it. +Civil engineers do it in the dirt. +Civil engineers do it with an erection. +Clerics do it with their gods. +Climbers do it on rope. +Clinton does it with flowers. +Clock makers do it mechanically. +Clowns do it for laughs. +Cluster analysts do it in groups. +Coaches whistle while they work. +Cobol hackers do it by committee. +Cobol programmers are self-documenting. +Cobol programmers do it very slowly. +Cobol programmers do it with bugs. +Cockroaches have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects. +Cocktail waitresses serve highballs. +Collectors do it in sets. +Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers. +Comedians do it for laughs. +Commodities traders do it in the pits. +Communications engineers do it 'til it hertz. +Communists do it without class. +Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to doing it. +Complexity freaks do it with minimum space. +Composers do it by numbers. +Composers do it with a quill and a staff. +Composers do it with entire orchestras. +Composers leave it unfinished. +Computer engineers do it with minimum delay. +Computer game players just can't stop. +Computer nerds just simulate it. +Computer operators do it upon mount requests. +Computer operators do it with hard drives. +Computer operators get the most out of their software. +Computer operators peek before they poke. +Computer programmers do it bit by bit. +Computer programmers do it interactively. +Computer programmers do it logically. +Computer programmers do it one byte at a time. +Computer science students do it with hard drives. +Computer scientists do it bit by bit. +Computer scientists do it on command. +Computer scientists simulate doing it. +Computers do it in ascii, except ibm's which use ebcdic. +Conductors do it rhythmically. +Conductors do it with the orchestras. +Conductors wave it up and down. +Confectioners do it sweetly. +Congregationalists do it in groups. +Congressmen do it in the house. +Construction workers do it higher. +Construction workers lay a better foundation. +Consultants tell others how to do it. +Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat. +Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt. +Copier repairmen do it with duplicity. +Cops do it arrestingly. +Cops do it at gun-point. +Cops do it by the book. +Cops do it with cuffs. +Cops do it with electric rods. +Cops do it with nightsticks. +Cops have bigger guns. +Cowboys handle anything horny. +Cowgirls like to ride bareback. +Cows do it in leather. +Crane operators have swinging balls. +Credit managers always collect. +Cross-word players do it crossly. +Cross-word players do it horizontally and vertically. +Crosscountry runners do it in open fields. +Cryonicists stay stiff longer. +Cryptographers do it secretly. +Cuckoos do it by proxy.Dan quayle does it in the dark. +Dan quayle does it with a potatoe [sic]. +Dancers do it in leaps and bounds. +Dancers do it to music. +Dancers do it with grace. +Dancers do it with their high heels on. +Dark horses do it come-from-behind. +Data processors do it in batches. +DB people do it with persistence. +Deadheads do it with Jerry. +Debaters do it in their briefs. +Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure. +Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. +Delivery men do it at the rear entrance. +Democratic presidential candidates do it and make you pay for it later. +Democratic presidential candidates do it underwater. +Democratic presidential candidates do it until they can't remember. +Demonstraters do it on the street. +Dental hygenists do it till it hurts. +Dentists do it in your mouth. +Dentists do it orally. +Dentists do it prophylactically. +Dentists do it with drills and on chairs. +Dentists do it with filling. +Deprogrammers do it with sects. +Detectives do it under cover. +Didgeridoo players do it with big sticks. +Didgeridoo players do it with hollow logs. +Dieticians eat better. +Digital hackers do it off and on. +Direct mailers get it in the sack. +Discover gives you cash back. +Dispatchers do it with frequency. +Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole. +Divers always do it with buddies. +Divers always use rubbers. +Divers bring flashlights to see better down there. +Divers can stay down there for a long time. +Divers do it deeper. +Divers do it for a score. +Divers do it in an hour. +Divers do it under pressure. +Divers do it underwater. +Divers do it with a twist. +Divers explore crevices. +Divers go down all the time. +Divers go down for hidden treasures. +Divers have a license to do it. +Divers like groping in the dark. +Divers like to take pictures down there. +Divers train to do it. +DJs do it on request. +DJs do it on the air. +Doctors do it in the O.R. +Doctors do it with injection. +Doctors do it with patience. +Doctors do it with pills. +Doctors do it with stethoscopes. +Doctors take two aspirins and do it in the morning. +Domino's does it in 30 minutes or less. +Don't do it with a banker. Most of them are tellers. +Donors do it for life. +Drama students do it with an audience. +Drivers do it with their cars. +Druggists fill your prescription. +Druids do it in the bushes. +Druids do it with animals. +Druids leave no trace. +Drummers always have hard sticks. +Drummers beat it. +Drummers do it in 4/4 time. +Drummers do it longer. +Drummers do it louder. +Drummers do it with a better beat. +Drummers do it with both hands and feet. +Drummers do it with great rhythm. +Drummers do it with rhythm. +Drummers do it with their wrists. +Drummers have faster hands. +Drummers pound it. +Drywallers are better bangers. +Dungeon masters do it any way they feel like. +Dungeon masters do it anywhere they damn well please. +Dungeon masters do it behind a screen. +Dungeon masters do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics. +Dungeon masters do it to you real good. +Dungeon masters do it whether you like it or not. +Dungeon masters do it with dice. +Dungeon masters have better encounters. +Dyslexic particle physicists do it with hadrons. +E. E. Cumming does it with ease. +Economists do it at bliss point. +Economists do it cyclically. +Economists do it in an edgeworth box. +Economists do it on demand. +Economists do it with a dual. +Economists do it with an atomistic competitor. +Economists do it with interest. +Ee cummings does it with ease. +El ed majors teach it by example. +Electrical education majors teach it by example. +Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it. +Electrical engineers do it on an impulse. +Electrical engineers do it with faster rise time. +Electrical engineers do it with large capacities. +Electrical engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance. +Electrical engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency. +Electrical engineers do it with super position. +Electrical engineers do it without shorts. +Electrical engineers resonate until it hertz. +Electrician undo your shorts for you. +Electricians are qualified to remove your shorts. +Electricians check your shorts. +Electricians do it in their shorts. +Electricians do it just to plug it in. +Electricians do it until it hertz. +Electricians do it with 'no shorts'. +Electricians do it with spark. +Electrochemists have greater potential. +Electron microscopists do it 100,000 times. +Elevator men do it up and down. +Elves do it in fairy rings. +Employers do it to employees. +EMT's do it in ambulances. +Energizer bunny keeps going, and going, and going . . . +Engineers are erectionist perfectionists. +Engineers charge by the hour. +Engineers do it any way they can. +Engineers do it at calculated angles. +Engineers do it in practice. +Engineers do it precisely. +Engineers do it roughly. +Engineers do it to a first order approximation. +Engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency. +Engineers do it with precision. +Engineers simply neglect it. +English majors do it with an accent. +English majors do it with style. +Entomologists do it with insects. +Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality. +Entymologists do it with bugs. +Evangelists do it with Him watching. +Evolutionary biologists do it with increasing complexity. +Executives do it in briefs. +Executives do it in three piece suits. +Executives have large staffs. +Existentialists do it alone. +F.B.I. does it under cover. +Factor analysts rotate their principal components. +Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on. +Fan makers are the best blowers in the business. +Fantasy roleplayers do it all night. +Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend. +Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon. +Fantasy roleplayers do it in a group. +Farmers do it all over the countryside. +Farmers do it in the dirt. +Farmers do it on a corn field. +Farmers plant it deep. +Farmers spread it around. +Fed-Ex agents will absolutely, positively do it overnight. +Fencers do it in a full lunge. +Fencers do it with a thrust. +Fencers do it with three feet of sword. +Fetuses do it in-vitro. +Firemen are always in heat. +Firemen do it wearing rubber. +Firemen do it with a big hose. +Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet. +Fishermen are proud of their rods. +Fishermen do it for reel. +Flagpole sitters do it in the air. +Flautists blow crosswise. +Flyers do it in the air. +Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling. +FM disc jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity. +Football players are measured by the yard. +Football players do it offensively/defensively. +Foresters do it in trees. +Forgers do it hot. +Formula one racers come too fast and in laps. +Forth programmers do it from behind. +Fortran programmers do it with double precision. +Fortran programmers do it with soap. +Fortran programmers just do it. +Four-wheelers eat more bush. +Frank Sinatra does it his way. +Fraternity men do it with their little sisters. +Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion. +Furriers appreciate good beaver. +Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it. +Gamblers do it on a hunch. +Garbagemen come once a week. +Gardeners do it by trimming your bush. +Gardeners do it in bed. +Gardeners do it on the bushes. +Gardeners do it twice a year and then mulch it. +Gardeners have 50 foot hoses. +Gas station attendants pump all day. +Geeks do it in front of Windows. +Generals have something to do with the stars. +Genetecists do it with sick genes. +Geographers do it around the world. +Geographers do it everywhere. +Geographers do it globally. +Geologists are great explorers. +Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards. +Geologists do it in folded beds. +Geologists do it to get their rocks off. +Geologists know how to make the bedrock. +Geometers do it constructively. +Gerald Ford does it on his face. +Gnomes are too short to do it. +Gnu programmers do it for free and they don't give a damn about look & feel. +Golfers always sink their putts. +Golfers do it in 18 holes. +Golfers do it with long shafts. +Golfers hit their balls with shafts. +Graduates do it by degrees. +Gravediggers die to do it. +Greeks do it with their brothers and sisters. +Guitar players do it with a g-string. +Guitar players had their licks. +Guitar players have their pick. +Guitarists strum it with their pick. +Gymnasts do it with grace. +Gymnasts mount and dismount well. +Gynecologists mostly sniff, watch and finger. +Hackers appreciate virtual dresses. +Hackers are I/O experts. +Hackers avoid deadly embrace. +Hackers discover the powers of two. +Hackers do it a little bit. +Hackers do it absolutely. +Hackers do it all night. +Hackers do it at link time. +Hackers do it attached. +Hackers do it automatically. +Hackers do it bottom up. +Hackers do it bug-free. +Hackers do it by the numbers. +Hackers do it concurrently. +Hackers do it conditionally. +Hackers do it detached. +Hackers do it digitally. +Hackers do it discretely. +Hackers do it during downtime. +Hackers do it during PM. +Hackers do it efficiently. +Hackers do it faster. +Hackers do it forever even when they're not supposed to. +Hackers do it globally. +Hackers do it graphically. +Hackers do it immediately. +Hackers do it in batches. +Hackers do it in dumps. +Hackers do it in less space. +Hackers do it in libraries. +Hackers do it in loops. +Hackers do it in parallel. +Hackers do it in stacks. +Hackers do it in the microcode. +Hackers do it in the software. +Hackers do it in trees. +Hackers do it in two states. +Hackers do it indirectly. +Hackers do it interactively. +Hackers do it iteratively. +Hackers do it loaded. +Hackers do it locally. +Hackers do it randomly. +Hackers do it recursively. +Hackers do it reentrantly. +Hackers do it relocatably. +Hackers do it sequentially. +Hackers do it synchronously. +Hackers do it top down. +Hackers do it with all sorts of characters. +Hackers do it with bugs. +Hackers do it with computers. +Hackers do it with daemons. +Hackers do it with DDT. +Hackers do it with demons. +Hackers do it with editors. +Hackers do it with fewer instructions. +Hackers do it with high priority. +Hackers do it with insertion sorts. +Hackers do it with interrupts. +Hackers do it with key strokes. +Hackers do it with open windows. +Hackers do it with phantoms. +Hackers do it with quick sorts. +Hackers do it with recursive descent. +Hackers do it with side effects. +Hackers do it with simultaneous access. +Hackers do it with slaves. +Hackers do it with their fingers. +Hackers do it with words. +Hackers do it without a net. +Hackers do it without arguments. +Hackers do it without detaching. +Hackers do it without proof of termination. +Hackers do it without protection. +Hackers do it without you even knowing it. +Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time. +Hackers get off on tight loops. +Hackers get overlaid. +Hackers have better software tools. +Hackers have faster access routines. +Hackers have good hardware. +Hackers have high bawd rates. +Hackers have it where it counts. +Hackers have response time. +Hackers know all the right movs. +Hackers know what to diddle. +Hackers make it quick. +Hackers multiply with stars. +Hackers stay logged in longer. +Hackers stay up longer. +Hackers take big bytes. +Hair stylists are shear pleasure. +Hairdressers give the best blow jobs. +Ham operators do it with frequency. +Ham radio operators do it till their gigahertz. +Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency. +Ham radio operators do it with more frequency. +Handymen do it with whatever is available. +Handymen like good screws. +Hang-gliders do it in the air. +Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds. +Hardware designers' performance is hardware dependant. +Hardware hackers are a charge. +Hardware hackers do it closely coupled. +Hardware hackers do it electrically. +Hardware hackers do it intermittently. +Hardware hackers do it noisily. +Hardware hackers do it on a bus. +Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range. +Hardware hackers do it with AC and DC. +Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers. +Hardware hackers do it with charge. +Hardware hackers do it with connections. +Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic. +Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs. +Hardware hackers do it with male connectors. +Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings. +Hardware hackers do it with power. +Hardware hackers do it with resistance. +Hardware hackers do it with transceivers. +Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors. +Hardware hackers have faster rise times. +Hardware hackers have sensitive probes. +Harpists do it by pulling strings. +Hawaiians do it volcanicly. +Hedgehogs do it cautiously. +Heinz does it with great relish. +Heisenberg might have done it. +Helicopter pilots do it while hovering. +Helicopter pilots do it with autorotation. +Hermits do it alone. +Hewlett packard does it with precision. +Hikers do it naturally. +Historians did it. +Historians do it for old times' sake. +Historians do it for prosperity. +Historians do it over long periods of time. +Historians study who did it. +Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous. +Hockey-players do it; so what?. +Horn players do it French style. +Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer. +Hunters do it in the bush. +Hunters do it with a bang. +Hunters do it with a big gun. +Hunters eat what they shoot. +Hunters go deeper into the bush. +Hurdlers do it every 10 meters. +Hydrogeologists do it till they're all wet. +Hypertrichologists do it with intensity. +I do it, but nobody else is ever there... so nobody believes me. +I just do it. +I/O hackers do it without interrupt. +I/O hackers have to condition their device first. +Illusionists fake it. +Illusionists only look like they're doing it. +Individualist does it with himself. +Inductors dissipate after doing it. +Infantrymen do it in the trench. +Infectious disease researchers do it with breeding and culture. +Information theorists analyze it with wiener filters. +Insurance salesmen are premium lovers. +Interior decorators do it all over the house. +Interpreters do it manually and orally. +Introverts do it alone. +Inventors find a way to do it. +Irs does it everywhere. +Irs does it to everyone. +Italians do it better. 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+Reporters do it for a story. +Reporters do it for the sensation it causes. +Republicans do as their lobbyists tell them to. +Republicans do it to poor people. +Research professors do it only if they get grants. +Researchers are still looking for it. +Researchers do it with control. +Retailers move their merchandise. +RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second. +Robots do it mechanically. +Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust. +Rocketeers do it on impulse. +Roller-skaters like to roll around. +Rolling Stones magazine does it where they rock. +Roofers do it on top. +Roosters do it coquettishly. +Royal guards do it in uniforms. +Rugby players do it with leather balls. +Runners do it with vigor. +Runners get into more pants. +Sailors do it ad nauseam. +Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas. +Sailors get blown off shore. +Sailors like to be blown. +Salespeople have a way with their tongues. +Sax players are horny. +Saxophonists have curved ones. +Sceptics doubt 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