1464 lines
51 KiB
CoffeeScript
1464 lines
51 KiB
CoffeeScript
# Description:
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# Ask hubot how people do it.
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# Dependencies:
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# None
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# Configuration:
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# None
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# Commands:
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# hubot how do <group/occupation> do it? -- tells you how they do it (e.g. hubot how do hackers do it?)
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# hubot <people> do it <method> -- tells hubot how <people> do it (e.g. hubot GitHubbers do it in Campfire.)
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# hubot do it -- tells you a random way in which random people do it
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#
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# Notes:
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# Node.js programmers do it asynchronously.
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# List taken from http://www.dkgoodman.com/doita-f.html#top and originally compiled by Chris Morton.
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#
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# Author:
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# jenrzzz
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String.prototype.capitalize ||= -> @.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + @.slice(1)
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module.exports = (robot) ->
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unless robot.brain.do_it?.grouped_responses?
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do_it_responses = DO_IT.split('\n')
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robot.brain.do_it =
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responses: do_it_responses
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grouped_responses: compile_list(do_it_responses)
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robot.respond /do it$/i, (msg) ->
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msg.send msg.random(robot.brain.do_it.responses)
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robot.respond /how (?:do|does) (.+) do it\??/i, (msg) ->
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group = msg.match[1].toLowerCase().trim()
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if robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group]?
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msg.send msg.random robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group]
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else
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msg.send "Hmmm, I'm not sure how they do it."
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robot.respond /(.+) (?:do|does) it (?:.+)/i, (msg) ->
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group = msg.match[1].toLowerCase().trim()
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robot.brain.do_it.responses.push msg.match[0]
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robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group] ||= []
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robot.brain.do_it.grouped_responses[group].push msg.match[0].slice(msg.match[0].indexOf(' ') + 1).capitalize()
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compile_list = (responses) ->
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grouped = {}
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responses.forEach (r) ->
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if /do it/.test(r)
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group_name = r.slice(0, r.indexOf('do it')).toLowerCase().trim()
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else
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group_name = r.slice(0, r.indexOf(' ')).toLowerCase().trim()
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grouped[group_name] ||= []
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grouped[group_name].push r
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return grouped
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DO_IT = '''A king does it with his official seal.
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Accountants are good with figures.
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Accountants do it for profit.
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Accountants do it with balance.
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Accountants do it with double entry.
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Accy majors do it in numbers.
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Acrophobes get down.
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Actors do it in the limelight.
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Actors do it on camera.
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Actors do it on cue.
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Actors do it on stage.
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Actors play around.
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Actors pretend doing it.
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Actuaries probably do it
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Actuaries do it continuously and discretely.
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Actuaries do it with varying rates of interest.
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Actuaries do it with models.
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Actuaries do it on tables.
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Actuaries do it with frequency and severity.
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Actuaries do it until death or disability, whichever comes first.
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Acupuncturists do it with a small prick.
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Ada programmers do it by committee.
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Ada programmers do it in packages.
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Advertisers use the "new, improved" method.
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Advertising majors do it with style.
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Aerobics instructors do it until it hurts.
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Aerospace engineers do it with lift and thrust.
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Agents do it undercover.
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AI hackers do it artificially.
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AI hackers do it breast first.
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AI hackers do it depth first.
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AI hackers do it robotically.
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AI hackers do it with robots.
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AI hackers do it with rules.
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AI hackers make a big production out of it.
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AI people do it with a lisp.
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Air couriers do it all over the world in big jets.
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Air traffic controllers do it by radar.
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Air traffic controllers do it in the dark.
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Air traffic controllers do it with their tongue.
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Air traffic controllers tell pilots how to do it.
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Air traffic, getting things down safely.
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Airlifters penetrate further, linger longer, and drop a bigger load.
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Airline pilots do it at incredible heights.
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Alexander Portnoy does it alone.
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Algebraists do it with homomorphisms.
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Algorithmic analysts do it with a combinatorial explosion.
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Alpinists do it higher.
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Alvin Toffler will do it in the future.
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AM disc jockeys do it with modulated amplitude.
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Amateur radio operators do it with frequency.
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Ambulance drivers come quicker.
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America finds it at Waldenbooks.
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Anaesthetists do it until you fall asleep.
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Analog hackers do it continuously.
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Anarchists do it revoltingly.
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Anesthetists do it painlessly.
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Anglers do it with worms.
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Animators do it 24 times a second.
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Announcers broadcast.
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ANSI does it in the standard way.
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Anthropologists do it with culture.
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APL programmers are functional.
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APL programmers do it backwards.
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APL programmers do it in a line.
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APL programmers do it in the workspace.
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APL programmers do it with stile.
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Apologists do it orally.
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Archaeologists do it in the dirt.
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Archaeologists do it with mummies.
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Archaeologists like it old.
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Archers use longer shafts.
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Architects are responsible for the tallest erections.
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Architects do it late.
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Architects have great plans.
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Architectural historians can tell you who put it up and how big it was.
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Architecture majors stay up all night.
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Arlo Guthrie does it on his motorcycle.
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Arsonists do it with fire.
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Art historians can tell you who did it, where they did it, what they.
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Artillerymen do it with a burst.
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Artists are exhibitionists.
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Artists do it by design.
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Artists do it in the buff.
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Artists do it with creativity.
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Artists do it with emotion.
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Assassins do it from behind.
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Assembly line workers do it over and over.
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Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time.
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Assembly programmers only get a little bit to play with.
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Astronauts do it in orbit.
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Astronauts do it on re-entry.
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Astronauts do it on the moon.
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Astronomers can't do it with the lights on.
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Astronomers do it all night.
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Astronomers do it from light-years away.
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Astronomers do it in the dark.
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Astronomers do it only at night.
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Astronomers do it under the stars.
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Astronomers do it whenever they can find a hole in the clouds.
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Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
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Astronomers do it with all the stars.
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Astronomers do it with a big bang.
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Astronomers do it with heavenly bodies.
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Astronomers do it with long tubes.
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Astronomers do it with stars.
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Astronomers do it with their telescopes.
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Astronomers do it with Uranus.
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Astrophysicists do it with a big bang.
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AT&T does it in long lines.
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Attorneys make better motions.
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Auditors like to examine figures.
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Australians do it down under.
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Authors do it by rote.
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Auto makers do it with optional equipment.
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Auto makers do it with standard equipment.
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Auto mechanics do it under hoods, using oil and grease.
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Babies do it in their pants.
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Babysitters charge by the hour.
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Bach did it with the organ.
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Bailiffs always come to order.
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Bakers do it for the dough.
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Bakers knead it daily.
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Ballerinas do it en point.
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Ballet dancers do it on tip-toe.
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Ballet dancers do it with toes.
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Banana pickers do it in bunches.
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Band members do it all night.
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Band members do it in a parade.
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Band members do it in front of 100,000 people.
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Band members do it in public.
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Band members do it in sectionals.
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Band members do it on the football field.
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Band members play all night.
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Banjo players pluck with a stiff pick.
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Bank tellers do it with interest. Penalty for early withdrawl.
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Bankers do it for money, but there is a penalty for early withdrawal.
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Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
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Baptists do it under water.
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Barbarians do it with anything. (So do orcs.)
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Barbers do it and end up with soaping hair.
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Barbers do it with Brylcreem.
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Barbers do it with shear pleasure.
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Bartenders do it on the rocks.
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Baseball players do it for a lot of money.
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Baseball players do it in teams.
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Baseball players do it with their bats.
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Baseball players hit more home runs.
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Baseball players make it to first base.
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Basic programmers do it all over the place.
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Basic programmers goto it.
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Basketball players score more often.
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Bass players just pluck at it.
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Bassists do it with their fingers.
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Batman does it with Robin.
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Bayseians probably do it.
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Beekeepers like to eat their honey.
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Beer brewers do it with more hops.
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Beer drinkers get more head.
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Beethoven did it apassionately.
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Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
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Bell labs programmers do it with Unix.
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Bell-ringers pull it themselves.
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Beta testers do it looking for mistakes.
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Bicyclists do it with 10 speeds.
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Biologists do it with clones.
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Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it.
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Blind people do it in the dark.
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Bloggers do it with comments.
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Blondes do it with a Thermos.
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Bo Jackson knows doing it.
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Boardheads do it with stiff masts.
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Body-builders do it with muscle.
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Bookkeepers are well balanced.
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Bookkeepers do it for the record.
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Bookkeepers do it with double entry.
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Bookworms only read about it.
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Bosses delegate the task to others.
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Bowlers do it in the alley.
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Bowlers have bigger balls.
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Boxers do it with fists.
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Boy scouts do it in the woods.
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Bricklayers lay all day.
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Bridge players do it with finesse.
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Bridge players try to get a rubber.
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Buddhists imagine doing it.
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Building inspectors do it under the table.
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Bulimics do it after every meal.
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Burglars do it without protection.
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Bus drivers come early and pull out on time.
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Bus drivers do it in transit.
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Businessmen screw you the best they can.
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Butchers have better meat.
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C programmers continue it.
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C programmers switch and then break it.
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C programmers switch often.
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C++ programmers do it with class.
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C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.
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C++ programmers do it with their friends, in private.
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Calculus majors do it in increments.
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Calculus students do it by parts.
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Californians do it laid back.
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Campers do it in a tent.
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Car customisers do it with a hot rod.
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Car mechanics jack it.
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Cardiologists do it halfheartedly.
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Carpenters do it tongue in groove.
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Carpenters hammer it harder.
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Carpenters nail harder.
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Carpet fitters do it on their knees.
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Carpet layers do it on the floor.
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Cartoonists do it with just a few good strokes.
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Catholics do it a lot.
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Catholics talk about it afterwards.
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Cavaliers do it mounted.
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Cavers do it in the mud.
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CB'ers do it on the air.
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Cellists give better hand jobs.
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Cheerleaders do it enthusiastically.
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Cheerleaders do it with more enthusiasm.
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Chefs do it for dessert.
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Chefs do it in the kitchen.
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Chemical engineers do it in packed beds.
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Chemical engineers do it under a fume hood.
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Chemists do it in an excited state.
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Chemists do it in test tubes.
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Chemists do it in the fume hood.
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Chemists do it periodically on table.
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Chemists do it reactively.
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Chemists like to experiment.
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Chess players check their mates.
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Chess players do it in their minds.
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Chess players do it with knights/kings/queens/bishops/mates.
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Chess players mate better.
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Chessplayers check their mates.
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Chiropractors do it by manipulation.
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Chiropractors do it, but they x-ray it first.
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Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
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Circuit designers have a very low rise time.
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City planners do it with their eyes shut.
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City street repairmen do it with three supervisors watching.
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Civil engineers do it by reinforcing it.
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Civil engineers do it in the dirt.
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Civil engineers do it with an erection.
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Clerics do it with their gods.
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Climbers do it on rope.
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Clinton does it with flowers.
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Clock makers do it mechanically.
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Clowns do it for laughs.
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Cluster analysts do it in groups.
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Coaches whistle while they work.
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Cobol hackers do it by committee.
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Cobol programmers are self-documenting.
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Cobol programmers do it very slowly.
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Cobol programmers do it with bugs.
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Cockroaches have done it for millions of years, without apparent ill-effects.
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Cocktail waitresses serve highballs.
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Collectors do it in sets.
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Colonel Sanders does it, then licks his fingers.
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Comedians do it for laughs.
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Commodities traders do it in the pits.
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Communications engineers do it 'til it hertz.
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Communists do it without class.
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Compiler writers optimize it, but they never get around to doing it.
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Complexity freaks do it with minimum space.
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Composers do it by numbers.
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Composers do it with a quill and a staff.
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Composers do it with entire orchestras.
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Composers leave it unfinished.
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Computer engineers do it with minimum delay.
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Computer game players just can't stop.
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Computer nerds just simulate it.
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Computer operators do it upon mount requests.
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Computer operators do it with hard drives.
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Computer operators get the most out of their software.
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Computer operators peek before they poke.
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Computer programmers do it bit by bit.
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Computer programmers do it interactively.
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Computer programmers do it logically.
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Computer programmers do it one byte at a time.
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Computer science students do it with hard drives.
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Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
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Computer scientists do it on command.
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Computer scientists simulate doing it.
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Computers do it in ascii, except ibm's which use ebcdic.
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Conductors do it rhythmically.
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Conductors do it with the orchestras.
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Conductors wave it up and down.
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Confectioners do it sweetly.
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Congregationalists do it in groups.
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Congressmen do it in the house.
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Construction workers do it higher.
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Construction workers lay a better foundation.
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Consultants tell others how to do it.
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Cooks do it with grease and a lot of heat.
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Cooks do it with oil, sugar and salt.
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Copier repairmen do it with duplicity.
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Cops do it arrestingly.
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Cops do it at gun-point.
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Cops do it by the book.
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Cops do it with cuffs.
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Cops do it with electric rods.
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Cops do it with nightsticks.
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Cops have bigger guns.
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Cowboys handle anything horny.
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Cowgirls like to ride bareback.
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Cows do it in leather.
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Crane operators have swinging balls.
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Credit managers always collect.
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Cross-word players do it crossly.
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Cross-word players do it horizontally and vertically.
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Crosscountry runners do it in open fields.
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Cryonicists stay stiff longer.
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Cryptographers do it secretly.
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Cuckoos do it by proxy.Dan quayle does it in the dark.
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Dan quayle does it with a potatoe [sic].
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Dancers do it in leaps and bounds.
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Dancers do it to music.
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Dancers do it with grace.
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Dancers do it with their high heels on.
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Dark horses do it come-from-behind.
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Data processors do it in batches.
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DB people do it with persistence.
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Deadheads do it with Jerry.
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Debaters do it in their briefs.
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Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure.
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Deer hunters will do anything for a buck.
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Delivery men do it at the rear entrance.
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Democratic presidential candidates do it and make you pay for it later.
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Democratic presidential candidates do it underwater.
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Democratic presidential candidates do it until they can't remember.
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Demonstraters do it on the street.
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Dental hygenists do it till it hurts.
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Dentists do it in your mouth.
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Dentists do it orally.
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Dentists do it prophylactically.
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Dentists do it with drills and on chairs.
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Dentists do it with filling.
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Deprogrammers do it with sects.
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Detectives do it under cover.
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Didgeridoo players do it with big sticks.
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Didgeridoo players do it with hollow logs.
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Dieticians eat better.
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Digital hackers do it off and on.
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Direct mailers get it in the sack.
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Discover gives you cash back.
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Dispatchers do it with frequency.
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Ditch diggers do it in a damp hole.
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Divers always do it with buddies.
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Divers always use rubbers.
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Divers bring flashlights to see better down there.
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Divers can stay down there for a long time.
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Divers do it deeper.
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Divers do it for a score.
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Divers do it in an hour.
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Divers do it under pressure.
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Divers do it underwater.
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Divers do it with a twist.
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Divers explore crevices.
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Divers go down all the time.
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Divers go down for hidden treasures.
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Divers have a license to do it.
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Divers like groping in the dark.
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Divers like to take pictures down there.
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Divers train to do it.
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DJs do it on request.
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DJs do it on the air.
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Doctors do it in the O.R.
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Doctors do it with injection.
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Doctors do it with patience.
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Doctors do it with pills.
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Doctors do it with stethoscopes.
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Doctors take two aspirins and do it in the morning.
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Domino's does it in 30 minutes or less.
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Don't do it with a banker. Most of them are tellers.
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Donors do it for life.
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Drama students do it with an audience.
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Drivers do it with their cars.
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Druggists fill your prescription.
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Druids do it in the bushes.
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Druids do it with animals.
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Druids leave no trace.
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Drummers always have hard sticks.
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Drummers beat it.
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Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
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Drummers do it longer.
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Drummers do it louder.
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Drummers do it with a better beat.
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Drummers do it with both hands and feet.
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Drummers do it with great rhythm.
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Drummers do it with rhythm.
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Drummers do it with their wrists.
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Drummers have faster hands.
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Drummers pound it.
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Drywallers are better bangers.
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Dungeon masters do it any way they feel like.
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Dungeon masters do it anywhere they damn well please.
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Dungeon masters do it behind a screen.
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Dungeon masters do it in ways contrary to the laws of physics.
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Dungeon masters do it to you real good.
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Dungeon masters do it whether you like it or not.
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Dungeon masters do it with dice.
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Dungeon masters have better encounters.
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Dyslexic particle physicists do it with hadrons.
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E. E. Cumming does it with ease.
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Economists do it at bliss point.
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Economists do it cyclically.
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Economists do it in an edgeworth box.
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Economists do it on demand.
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Economists do it with a dual.
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Economists do it with an atomistic competitor.
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Economists do it with interest.
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Ee cummings does it with ease.
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El ed majors teach it by example.
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Electrical education majors teach it by example.
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Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it.
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Electrical engineers do it on an impulse.
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Electrical engineers do it with faster rise time.
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Electrical engineers do it with large capacities.
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Electrical engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
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Electrical engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency.
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Electrical engineers do it with super position.
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Electrical engineers do it without shorts.
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Electrical engineers resonate until it hertz.
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Electrician undo your shorts for you.
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Electricians are qualified to remove your shorts.
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Electricians check your shorts.
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Electricians do it in their shorts.
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Electricians do it just to plug it in.
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Electricians do it until it hertz.
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Electricians do it with 'no shorts'.
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Electricians do it with spark.
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Electrochemists have greater potential.
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Electron microscopists do it 100,000 times.
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Elevator men do it up and down.
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Elves do it in fairy rings.
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Employers do it to employees.
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EMT's do it in ambulances.
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Energizer bunny keeps going, and going, and going . . .
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Engineers are erectionist perfectionists.
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Engineers charge by the hour.
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Engineers do it any way they can.
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Engineers do it at calculated angles.
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Engineers do it in practice.
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Engineers do it precisely.
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Engineers do it roughly.
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Engineers do it to a first order approximation.
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Engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency.
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Engineers do it with precision.
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Engineers simply neglect it.
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English majors do it with an accent.
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English majors do it with style.
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Entomologists do it with insects.
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Entrepreneurs do it with creativity and originality.
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Entymologists do it with bugs.
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Evangelists do it with Him watching.
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Evolutionary biologists do it with increasing complexity.
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Executives do it in briefs.
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Executives do it in three piece suits.
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Executives have large staffs.
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Existentialists do it alone.
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F.B.I. does it under cover.
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Factor analysts rotate their principal components.
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Faith healers do it with whatever they can lay their hands on.
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Fan makers are the best blowers in the business.
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Fantasy roleplayers do it all night.
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Fantasy roleplayers do it all weekend.
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Fantasy roleplayers do it in a dungeon.
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Fantasy roleplayers do it in a group.
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Farmers do it all over the countryside.
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Farmers do it in the dirt.
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Farmers do it on a corn field.
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Farmers plant it deep.
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Farmers spread it around.
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Fed-Ex agents will absolutely, positively do it overnight.
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Fencers do it in a full lunge.
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Fencers do it with a thrust.
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Fencers do it with three feet of sword.
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Fetuses do it in-vitro.
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Firemen are always in heat.
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Firemen do it wearing rubber.
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Firemen do it with a big hose.
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Firemen find `em hot, and leave `em wet.
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Fishermen are proud of their rods.
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Fishermen do it for reel.
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Flagpole sitters do it in the air.
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Flautists blow crosswise.
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Flyers do it in the air.
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Flyers do it on top, upside down, or rolling.
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FM disc jockeys do it in stereo and with high fidelity.
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Football players are measured by the yard.
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Football players do it offensively/defensively.
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Foresters do it in trees.
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Forgers do it hot.
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Formula one racers come too fast and in laps.
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Forth programmers do it from behind.
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Fortran programmers do it with double precision.
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Fortran programmers do it with soap.
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Fortran programmers just do it.
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Four-wheelers eat more bush.
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Frank Sinatra does it his way.
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Fraternity men do it with their little sisters.
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Frustrated hackers use self-modifying infinite perversion.
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Furriers appreciate good beaver.
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Fuzzy theorists both do it and don't do it.
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Gamblers do it on a hunch.
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Garbagemen come once a week.
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Gardeners do it by trimming your bush.
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Gardeners do it in bed.
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Gardeners do it on the bushes.
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Gardeners do it twice a year and then mulch it.
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Gardeners have 50 foot hoses.
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Gas station attendants pump all day.
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Geeks do it in front of Windows.
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Generals have something to do with the stars.
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Genetecists do it with sick genes.
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Geographers do it around the world.
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Geographers do it everywhere.
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Geographers do it globally.
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Geologists are great explorers.
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Geologists do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards.
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Geologists do it in folded beds.
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Geologists do it to get their rocks off.
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Geologists know how to make the bedrock.
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Geometers do it constructively.
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Gerald Ford does it on his face.
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Gnomes are too short to do it.
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Gnu programmers do it for free and they don't give a damn about look & feel.
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Golfers always sink their putts.
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Golfers do it in 18 holes.
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Golfers do it with long shafts.
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Golfers hit their balls with shafts.
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Graduates do it by degrees.
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Gravediggers die to do it.
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Greeks do it with their brothers and sisters.
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Guitar players do it with a g-string.
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Guitar players had their licks.
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Guitar players have their pick.
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Guitarists strum it with their pick.
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Gymnasts do it with grace.
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Gymnasts mount and dismount well.
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Gynecologists mostly sniff, watch and finger.
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Hackers appreciate virtual dresses.
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Hackers are I/O experts.
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Hackers avoid deadly embrace.
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Hackers discover the powers of two.
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Hackers do it a little bit.
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Hackers do it absolutely.
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Hackers do it all night.
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Hackers do it at link time.
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Hackers do it attached.
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Hackers do it automatically.
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Hackers do it bottom up.
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Hackers do it bug-free.
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Hackers do it by the numbers.
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Hackers do it concurrently.
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Hackers do it conditionally.
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Hackers do it detached.
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Hackers do it digitally.
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Hackers do it discretely.
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Hackers do it during downtime.
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Hackers do it during PM.
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Hackers do it efficiently.
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Hackers do it faster.
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Hackers do it forever even when they're not supposed to.
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Hackers do it globally.
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Hackers do it graphically.
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Hackers do it immediately.
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Hackers do it in batches.
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Hackers do it in dumps.
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Hackers do it in less space.
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Hackers do it in libraries.
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Hackers do it in loops.
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Hackers do it in parallel.
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Hackers do it in stacks.
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Hackers do it in the microcode.
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Hackers do it in the software.
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Hackers do it in trees.
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Hackers do it in two states.
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Hackers do it indirectly.
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Hackers do it interactively.
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Hackers do it iteratively.
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Hackers do it loaded.
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Hackers do it locally.
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Hackers do it randomly.
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Hackers do it recursively.
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Hackers do it reentrantly.
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Hackers do it relocatably.
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Hackers do it sequentially.
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Hackers do it synchronously.
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Hackers do it top down.
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Hackers do it with all sorts of characters.
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Hackers do it with bugs.
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Hackers do it with computers.
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Hackers do it with daemons.
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Hackers do it with DDT.
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Hackers do it with demons.
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Hackers do it with editors.
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Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
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Hackers do it with high priority.
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Hackers do it with insertion sorts.
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Hackers do it with interrupts.
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Hackers do it with key strokes.
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Hackers do it with open windows.
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Hackers do it with phantoms.
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Hackers do it with quick sorts.
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Hackers do it with recursive descent.
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Hackers do it with side effects.
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Hackers do it with simultaneous access.
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Hackers do it with slaves.
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Hackers do it with their fingers.
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Hackers do it with words.
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Hackers do it without a net.
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Hackers do it without arguments.
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Hackers do it without detaching.
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Hackers do it without proof of termination.
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Hackers do it without protection.
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Hackers do it without you even knowing it.
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Hackers don't do it -- they're hacking all the time.
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Hackers get off on tight loops.
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Hackers get overlaid.
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Hackers have better software tools.
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Hackers have faster access routines.
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Hackers have good hardware.
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Hackers have high bawd rates.
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Hackers have it where it counts.
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Hackers have response time.
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Hackers know all the right movs.
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Hackers know what to diddle.
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Hackers make it quick.
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Hackers multiply with stars.
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Hackers stay logged in longer.
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Hackers stay up longer.
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Hackers take big bytes.
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Hair stylists are shear pleasure.
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Hairdressers give the best blow jobs.
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Ham operators do it with frequency.
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Ham radio operators do it till their gigahertz.
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Ham radio operators do it with higher frequency.
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Ham radio operators do it with more frequency.
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Handymen do it with whatever is available.
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Handymen like good screws.
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Hang-gliders do it in the air.
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Hardware buffs do it in nanoseconds.
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Hardware designers' performance is hardware dependant.
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Hardware hackers are a charge.
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Hardware hackers do it closely coupled.
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Hardware hackers do it electrically.
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Hardware hackers do it intermittently.
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Hardware hackers do it noisily.
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Hardware hackers do it on a bus.
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Hardware hackers do it over a wide temperature range.
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Hardware hackers do it with AC and DC.
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Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers.
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Hardware hackers do it with charge.
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Hardware hackers do it with connections.
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Hardware hackers do it with emitter-coupled logic.
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Hardware hackers do it with female banana plugs.
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Hardware hackers do it with male connectors.
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Hardware hackers do it with maximum ratings.
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Hardware hackers do it with power.
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Hardware hackers do it with resistance.
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Hardware hackers do it with transceivers.
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Hardware hackers do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors.
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Hardware hackers have faster rise times.
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Hardware hackers have sensitive probes.
|
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Harpists do it by pulling strings.
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Hawaiians do it volcanicly.
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Hedgehogs do it cautiously.
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Heinz does it with great relish.
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Heisenberg might have done it.
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Helicopter pilots do it while hovering.
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Helicopter pilots do it with autorotation.
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Hermits do it alone.
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Hewlett packard does it with precision.
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Hikers do it naturally.
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Historians did it.
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Historians do it for old times' sake.
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Historians do it for prosperity.
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Historians do it over long periods of time.
|
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Historians study who did it.
|
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Hobbits do it only if it isn't dangerous.
|
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Hockey-players do it; so what?.
|
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Horn players do it French style.
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Horseback riders stay in the saddle longer.
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Hunters do it in the bush.
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Hunters do it with a bang.
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Hunters do it with a big gun.
|
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Hunters eat what they shoot.
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Hunters go deeper into the bush.
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Hurdlers do it every 10 meters.
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Hydrogeologists do it till they're all wet.
|
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Hypertrichologists do it with intensity.
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I do it, but nobody else is ever there... so nobody believes me.
|
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I just do it.
|
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I/O hackers do it without interrupt.
|
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I/O hackers have to condition their device first.
|
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Illusionists fake it.
|
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Illusionists only look like they're doing it.
|
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Individualist does it with himself.
|
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Inductors dissipate after doing it.
|
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Infantrymen do it in the trench.
|
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Infectious disease researchers do it with breeding and culture.
|
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Information theorists analyze it with wiener filters.
|
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Insurance salesmen are premium lovers.
|
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Interior decorators do it all over the house.
|
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Interpreters do it manually and orally.
|
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Introverts do it alone.
|
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Inventors find a way to do it.
|
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Irs does it everywhere.
|
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Irs does it to everyone.
|
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Italians do it better. (This line was obviously written by an Italian).
|
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Janitors clean up afterwards.
|
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Janitors do it with a plunger.
|
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Jedi knights do it forcefully.
|
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Jedi masters do it with even more force.
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Jewelers mount real gems.
|
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Jews worry about doing it.
|
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Jockeys do it at the gate.
|
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Jockeys do it on the horse-back.
|
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Jockeys do it with their horses.
|
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Jockeys do it with whips and saddles.
|
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Joggers do it on the run.
|
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Judges do it in chambers.
|
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Judges watch it and give scores.
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Jugglers do it in a flash.
|
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Jugglers do it with more balls.
|
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Jugglers do it with their balls in the air.
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Kayakers do it, roll over, and do it again.
|
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Keyboardists use all their fingers.
|
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Keyboardists use both their hands on one organ.
|
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Landlords do it every month.
|
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Landscapers plant it deeper.
|
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Laser printers do it without making an impression.
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Lawyers do it in their briefs.
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Lawyers do it on a table.
|
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Lawyers do it on a trial basis.
|
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Lawyers do it to you.
|
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Lawyers do it with clause.
|
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Lawyers do it with extensions in their briefs.
|
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Lawyers do it, which is a great pity.
|
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Lawyers lie about doing it and charge you for believing them.
|
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Lawyers would do it but for 'hung jury'.
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Left handers do it right.
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Let a gardener trim your bush today.
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Let an electrician undo your shorts for you.
|
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Librarians do it by the book.
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Librarians do it in the stacks.
|
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Librarians do it on the shelfs.
|
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Librarians do it quietly.
|
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Lifeguards do it on the beach.
|
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Linguists do it with their tongues.
|
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Lions do it with pride.
|
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Lisp hackers are thweet.
|
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Lisp hackers do it in lambda functions.
|
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Lisp hackers do it with rplacd.
|
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Lisp programmers do it by recursion.
|
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Lisp programmers do it without unexpected side effects.
|
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Lisp programmers have to stop and collect garbage.
|
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Locksmiths can get into anything.
|
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Logic programmers do it with unification/resolution.
|
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Logicians do it consistently and completely.
|
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Logicians do it or they do not do it.
|
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Long distance runners last longer.
|
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Long jumpers do it with a running start.
|
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Long-distance runners do it on a predetermined route.
|
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Luddites do it with their hands.
|
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Mac programmers do it in windows.
|
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Mac users do it with mice.
|
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Machine coders do it in bytes.
|
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Machine language programmers do it very fast.
|
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Machinists do it with screw drivers.
|
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Machinists drill often.
|
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Machinists make the best screws.
|
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MacIntosh programmers do it in Windows.
|
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Mages do it with their familiars.
|
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Magic users do it with their hands.
|
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Magic users have crystal balls.
|
|
Magicians are quicker than the eye.
|
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Magicians do it with mirrors.
|
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Magicians do it with rabbits.
|
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Mailmen do it at the mail boxes.
|
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Maintenance men sweep 'em off their feet.
|
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Malingerers do it as long as they can't get out of it.
|
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Mall walkers do it slowly.
|
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Managers do it by delegation.
|
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Managers have someone do it for them.
|
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Managers make others do it.
|
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Managers supervise others.
|
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Marketing reps do it on commission.
|
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Married people do it with frozen access.
|
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Masons do it secretively.
|
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Match makers do it with singles.
|
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Match makers do it with sticks.
|
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Math majors do it by example.
|
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Math majors do it by induction.
|
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Math majors do it with a pencil.
|
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Mathematicians do it as a finite sum of an infinite series.
|
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Mathematicians do it as continuous function.
|
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Mathematicians do it associatively.
|
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Mathematicians do it commutatively.
|
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Mathematicians do it constantly.
|
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Mathematicians do it continuously.
|
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Mathematicians do it discretely.
|
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Mathematicians do it exponentially.
|
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Mathematicians do it forever if they can do one and can do one more.
|
|
Mathematicians do it functionally.
|
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Mathematicians do it homologically.
|
|
Mathematicians do it in fields.
|
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Mathematicians do it in groups.
|
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Mathematicians do it in imaginary domain.
|
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Mathematicians do it in imaginary planes.
|
|
Mathematicians do it in numbers.
|
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Mathematicians do it in theory.
|
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Mathematicians do it on smooth contours.
|
|
Mathematicians do it over and under the curves.
|
|
Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular.
|
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Mathematicians do it partially.
|
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Mathematicians do it rationally.
|
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Mathematicians do it reflexively.
|
|
Mathematicians do it symmetrically.
|
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Mathematicians do it to prove themselves.
|
|
Mathematicians do it to their limits.
|
|
Mathematicians do it totally.
|
|
Mathematicians do it transcendentally.
|
|
Mathematicians do it transitively.
|
|
Mathematicians do it variably.
|
|
Mathematicians do it with imaginary parts.
|
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Mathematicians do it with linear pairs.
|
|
Mathematicians do it with logs.
|
|
Mathematicians do it with Nobel's wife.
|
|
Mathematicians do it with odd functions.
|
|
Mathematicians do it with prime roots.
|
|
Mathematicians do it with relations.
|
|
Mathematicians do it with rings.
|
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Mathematicians do it with their real parts.
|
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Mathematicians do it without limit.
|
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Mathematicians do over an open unmeasurable interval.
|
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Mathematicians have to prove they did it.
|
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Mathematicians prove they did it.
|
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Mathematicians take it to the limit.
|
|
Mds only do it if you have appropriate insurance.
|
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Mechanical engineering majors do it in gear.
|
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Mechanical engineers do it automatically.
|
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Mechanical engineers do it with fluid dynamics.
|
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Mechanical engineers do it with stress and strain.
|
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Mechanics do it from underneath.
|
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Mechanics do it on their backs.
|
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Mechanics do it with oils.
|
|
Mechanics have to jack it up and then do it.
|
|
Medical researchers do it with mice.
|
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Medical researchers make mice do it first.
|
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Medievalists do it with fake, fluffy weapons.
|
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Merchants do it to customers.
|
|
Mermaids can't do it.
|
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Metallurgists are screw'n edge.
|
|
Metallurgists do it in the street.
|
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Meteorologists do it unpredictably.
|
|
Methodists do it by numbers.
|
|
Milkmen deliver twice a week.
|
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Millionaires pay to have it done.
|
|
Milton Berle does it in his BVDs.
|
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Mimes do it without a sound.
|
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Mimes don't do it; everyone hates a mime.
|
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Miners do it deeper than divers.
|
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Miners sink deeper shafts.
|
|
Ministers do it on Sundays.
|
|
Ministers do it vicariously.
|
|
Missile engineers do it in stages.
|
|
Missilemen have better thrust.
|
|
Mobius strippers never show you their back side.
|
|
Models do it beautifully.
|
|
Models do it in any position.
|
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Models do it with all kinds of fancy dresses on.
|
|
Modem manufacturers do it with all sorts of characters.
|
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Molecular biologists do it with hot probes.
|
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Monks do it by hand.
|
|
Moonies do it within sects.
|
|
Morticians do it gravely.
|
|
Most of the graduate students get aids.
|
|
Mothers do it with their children.
|
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Motorcyclists do it with spread legs.
|
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Motorcyclists like something hot between their legs.
|
|
Moto-X'ers do it in the dirt.
|
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Mountain climbers do it on the rocks.
|
|
Mountaineers do it with ropes.
|
|
Movie stars do it on film.
|
|
Mudders do it over the internet.
|
|
Multitaskers do it everywhere: concurrently.
|
|
Music hackers do it at 3 am.
|
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Music hackers do it audibly.
|
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Music hackers do it in concert.
|
|
Music hackers do it in scores.
|
|
Music hackers do it with more movements.
|
|
Music hackers do it with their organs.
|
|
Music hackers want to do it in realtime.
|
|
Music majors do it in a chord.
|
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Musicians do it rhythmically.
|
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Musicians do it with rhythm.
|
|
Native Amazonians do it with poison tips down along narrow tubes.
|
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Native Americans do it with reservations.
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Navigators can show you the way.
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Necrophiliacs do it cryptically.
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Necrophiliacs do it until they are dead tired.
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Nerds do it in rot13.
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Network hackers know how to communicate.
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Network managers do it in many places at once.
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New users do it after reading the helpfile.
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New users do it after receiving advice.
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Newsmen do it at six and eleven.
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Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
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Nike just does it.
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Nike wants you to just do it.
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Ninjas do it silently.
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Ninjas do it in articulated sock.s
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Non-smokers do it without huffing and puffing.
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Novices do it with instructions.
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Nuclear engineers do it hotter than anyone else.
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Nukes do it with more power.
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Number theorists do it "69".
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Nuns do it out of habit.
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Nuns do it with the holy spirit.
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Nurses are prepared to resuscitate.
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Nurses call the shots.
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Nurses do it as the doctor ordered.
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Nurses do it painlessly.
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Nurses do it to patients.
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Nurses do it with aseptic technique.
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Nurses do it with care.
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Nurses do it with fluid restriction.
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Nurses do it with TLC.
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Oarsmen stroke till it hurts.
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Obsessive-compulsive people do it habitually.
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Oceanographers do it down under.
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Operator does it automatically.
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Operator does it in the cty.
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Operators do it person-to-person.
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Operators mount everything.
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Operators really know how to mount it.
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Optimists do it without a doubt.
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Optometrists do it eyeball-to-eyeball, since they always see eye-to-eye.
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Optometrists do it face-to-face.
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Organists do it with both hands and both feet.
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Organists pull out all the stops and do it with their feet.
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Orthodontists do it with braces.
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OS people would do it if only they didn't 'deadlock'.
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Osteopaths do it until you feel no pain.
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Painters do it out in the field with brightly coloured sticky substances.
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Painters do it with longer strokes.
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Paladins do it good or not at all.
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Paladins don't do it.
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Pantomimists do it silently.
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Paramedics can revive anything.
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Paratroopers do it by vertical insertion.
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Particle physicists do it energetically.
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Particle physicists to it with *charm*.
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Pascal programmers are better structured.
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Pascal programmers repeat it.
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Pascal users do it with runtime support.
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Pastors do it with spirit.
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Pathologists do it with corpses.
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Patients do it in bed, sometimes with great pain.
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Pediatricians do it with children.
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Penguins do it down south.
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Perfectionists do it better.
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Perverted hackers do it with pops.
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Pessimists can't do it.
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Pessimists do it with a sigh.
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Pharmacologists do it by prescription.
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Pharmacologists do it via the oral route.
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Pharmacologists do it with affinity.
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Philosophers do it for pure reasons.
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Philosophers do it in their minds.
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Philosophers do it with their minds.
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Philosophers go deep.
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Philosophers think about doing it.
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Philosophers think they do it.
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Philosophers wonder why they did it.
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Photographers are better developed.
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Photographers do it at 68 degrees or not at all.
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Photographers do it in the dark.
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Photographers do it while exposing.
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Photographers do it with "enlargers."
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Photographers do it with a flash.
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Photographers do it with a zoom.
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Phototherapists do it with the lights on.
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Physicists do it a quantum at a time.
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Physicists do it at the speed of light.
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Physicists do it at two places in the universe at one time.
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Physicists do it attractively.
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Physicists do it energetically.
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Physicists do it in black holes.
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Physicists do it in waves.
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Physicists do it like Einstein.
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Physicists do it magnetically.
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Physicists do it on accelerated frames.
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Physicists do it particularly.
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Physicists do it repulsively.
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Physicists do it strangely.
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Physicists do it up and down, with charming color, but strange!
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Physicists do it with black bodies.
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Physicists do it with charm.
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Physicists do it with large expensive machinery.
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Physicists do it with rigid bodies.
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Physicists do it with tensors.
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Physicists do it with their vectors.
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Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion.
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Physicists get a big bang.
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Physics majors do it at the speed of light.
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Piano players have faster fingers.
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Piano students learn on their teachers' instruments.
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Pilots do it higher.
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Pilots do it in the cockpit.
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Pilots do it on the wing.
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Pilots do it to get high.
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Pilots do it with flare.
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Pilots keep it up longer.
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Pilots stay up longer.
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Ping-pong players always smash balls.
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Pirates do it for the booty.
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Pirates do it with stumps.
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Pizza delivery boys come in 30 minutes, or it's free.
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Plasma physicists do it with everything stripped off.
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Plasterers to it hard.
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Players do it in a team.
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Plumbers do it under the sink.
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Plumbers do it with plumber's friends.
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Podiatrists do it with someone else's feet.
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Poker players do it with their own hand.
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Polaroid does it in one step.
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Polaroid does it in seconds.
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Pole vaulters do it with long, flexible instruments.
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Policemen like big busts.
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Policemen never cop out.
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Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-elected.
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Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
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Politicians do it to everyone.
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Politicians do it to make the headlines.
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Politicians do it with everyone.
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Politicians do it, but they stay in too long and make you pay for it afterwards.
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Polymer chemists do it in chains.
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Pool cleaners do it wet.
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Popes do it in the woods.
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Post office workers do it overnight, guaranteed for $8.90.
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Postmen are first class males.
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Postmen come slower.
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Presbyterians do it decently and in order.
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Priests do it with amazing grace.
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Prince Charles does it in succession.
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Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
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Printers reproduce the fastest.
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Probate lawyers do it willingly.
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Procrastinators do it later.
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Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
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Procrastinators will do it tomorrow.
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Procrastinators will do it when they get around to it.
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Proctologists do it in the end.
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Proctologists do it with a finger up where the sun don't shine.
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Professors do it by the book.
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Professors do it from a grant.
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Professors do it with class.
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Professors don't do it; they leave it as an exercise for their students.
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Professors forget to do it.
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Programmers cycle forever, until you make them exit.
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Programmers do it all night.
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Programmers do it bottom-up.
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Programmers do it by pushing and popping.
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Programmers do it in higher levels.
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Programmers do it in loops.
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Programmers do it in software.
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Programmers do it on command.
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Programmers do it top down.
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Programmers do it with bugs.
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Programmers do it with disks.
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Programmers have: bigger disks.
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Programmers peek before they poke.
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Programmers repeat it until done.
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Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged.
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Prolog programmers are a cut above the rest.
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Promiscuous hackers share resources.
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Prostitutes do it at illegal addresses.
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Prostitutes do it for profit.
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Protestants do it unwillingly.
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Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session.
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Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
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Psychologists do it with rats.
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Psychologists think they do it.
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Public speakers do it orally.
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Pyrotechnicians do it with flare.
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Pyrotechnicians do it with a blinding flash.
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Quakers do it quietly.
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Quantum mechanics do it in leaps.
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Quantum physicists do it on time.
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Racers do it with their horses.
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Racers like to come in first.
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Racquetball players do it off the wall.
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Radio amateurs do it with more frequency.
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Radio amateurs do it with two meters.
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Radio and TV announcers broadcast it.
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Radio engineers do it till it megahertz.
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Radio engineers do it with frequency.
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Radiocasters do it in the air.
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Radiologists do it with high frequency.
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Railroaders do it on track.
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Rally drivers do it sideways.
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Rangers do it in the woods.
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Rangers do it with all the animals in the woods.
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Raquetball players do it with blue balls.
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Real estate people know all the prime spots.
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Receptionists do it over the phone.
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Recyclers do it again and again and again.
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Reporters do it daily.
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Reporters do it for a story.
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Reporters do it for the sensation it causes.
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Republicans do as their lobbyists tell them to.
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Republicans do it to poor people.
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Research professors do it only if they get grants.
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Researchers are still looking for it.
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Researchers do it with control.
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Retailers move their merchandise.
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RISC assembly programmers do it 1073741824 times a second.
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Robots do it mechanically.
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Rocket scientists do it with higher thrust.
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Rocketeers do it on impulse.
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Roller-skaters like to roll around.
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Rolling Stones magazine does it where they rock.
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Roofers do it on top.
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Roosters do it coquettishly.
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Royal guards do it in uniforms.
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Rugby players do it with leather balls.
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Runners do it with vigor.
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Runners get into more pants.
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Sailors do it ad nauseam.
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Sailors do it after cruising the seven seas.
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Sailors get blown off shore.
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Sailors like to be blown.
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Salespeople have a way with their tongues.
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Sax players are horny.
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Saxophonists have curved ones.
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Sceptics doubt it can be done.
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Scientists discovered it.
|
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Scientists do it experimentally.
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Scientists do it with plenty of research.
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Scotsmen do it with amazing grace.
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Scuba divers do it deeper.
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Sculptors beat at it until bits fall off.
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Second fiddles do it vilely.
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Secretaries do it from 9 to 5.
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Seismologists do it when the earth shakes.
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Seismologists make the earth move.
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Semanticists do it with meaning.
|
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Senators do it on the floor.
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Sergeants do it privately.
|
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Set theorists do it with cardinals.
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Shakespearean scholars do it... Or don't do it, that is the question....
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Sheep do it when led astray.
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Shubert didn't finish it.
|
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Simulation hackers do it with models.
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Singers do it with microphones.
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Skaters do it on ice.
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Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 9 different positions.
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Skeletons do it with a bone.
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Skeptics doubt about it.
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Skiers do it spread eagled.
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Skiers do it with poles.
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Skiers go down fast.
|
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Skunks do it instinctively.
|
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Sky divers do it in the air.
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Sky divers never do it without a chute.
|
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Skydivers are good till the last drop.
|
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Skydivers do it at great heights.
|
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Skydivers do it in the air.
|
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Skydivers do it sequentially.
|
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Skydivers go down faster.
|
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Skydivers go in harder.
|
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Skydivers never do it without a chute.
|
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Slaves do it for the masters.
|
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Small boat sailors do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching.
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Smalltalk programmers have more methods.
|
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Snakes do it in the grass.
|
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Soap manufacturers do it with Lava.
|
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Soap manufacturers do it with Zest.
|
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Soccer players do it for kicks.
|
|
Soccer players do it in 90 minutes.
|
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Soccer players have leather balls.
|
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Sociologists do it with class.
|
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Sociologists do it with standard deviations.
|
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Software designers do it over and over until they get it right.
|
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Software designers do it with system.
|
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Software reliablity specialists keep it up longer.
|
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Software testers do it over and over again.
|
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Solar astronomers do it all day.
|
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Soldiers do it standing erect.
|
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Soldiers do it with a machine gun.
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Soldiers do it with shoot.
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Sonarmen do it aurally.
|
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Sopranos do it in unison.
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Soviet hardline leaders do it with tanks.
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Sparrows do it for a lark.
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Speakers do it with pointers.
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Speaking clocks do it on the third stroke.
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Spectroscopists do it until it hertz.
|
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Spectroscopists do it with frequency and intensity.
|
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Speech pathologists are oral specialists.
|
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Speleologists make a science of going deeper.
|
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Spellcasters do it with their rods/staves/wands.
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Spelunkers do it in narrow dark places.
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Spelunkers do it underground.
|
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Spelunkers do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices.
|
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Spies do it under cover.
|
|
Sportscasters like an instant replay.
|
|
Sprinters do it after years of conditioning.
|
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Sprinters do it in less than 10 seconds.
|
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Squatter girls do it with crowbars.
|
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St. Matthew did it passionately.
|
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Stage hands do it behind the scenes.
|
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Stage hands do it in the dark.
|
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Stage hands do it on cue.
|
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Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.
|
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Statisticians do it when it counts.
|
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Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.
|
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Statisticians do it with large numbers.
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Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.
|
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Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal.
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Statisticians probably do it.
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Steamfitters do it with a long hot pipe.
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Stewardesses do it in the air.
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Stragglers do it in the rear.
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Students do it as exercises.
|
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Students do it on a guaranteed loan.
|
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Students do it with their students.
|
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Students use their heads.
|
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Submariners do it deeper.
|
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Submariners use their torpedoes.
|
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Supercomputer users do it in parallel.
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Surfers do it in waves.
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Surfers do it standing up.
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Surfers do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends.
|
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Surgeons are smooth operators.
|
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Surgeons do it incisively.
|
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Swashbucklers do it with three feet of steel.
|
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Swimmers do it in the lanes.
|
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Swimmers do it in the water.
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Swimmers do it under water.
|
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Swimmers do it with a breast stroke.
|
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Swimmers do it with better strokes.
|
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Sysops do it with their computers.
|
|
System hackers are always ready.
|
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System hackers get it up quicker.
|
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System hackers keep it up longer.
|
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System hackers know where to poke.
|
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System hackers swap on demand.
|
|
System managers do it with pencils.
|
|
Systems go down on their hackers.
|
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Systems have black boxes.
|
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Systems programmers keep it up longer.
|
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Tailors come with no strings attached.
|
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Tailors make it fit.
|
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Tap dancers do it with their feet.
|
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Taxi cab drivers come faster.
|
|
Taxi cab drivers do it all over town.
|
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Taxi drivers do it all over town.
|
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Taxidermists mount anything.
|
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Teacher assistants do it with class.
|
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Teachers do it 50 times after class.
|
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Teachers do it repeatedly.
|
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Teachers do it with class.
|
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Teachers make _you_ do it till you get it right.
|
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Technical writers do it manually.
|
|
Technicians do it with frequency.
|
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Technicians do it with greater frequency.
|
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Technicians do it with high voltage probes.
|
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Technicians do it with mechanical assistance.
|
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Teddy bears do it with small children.
|
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Teddy Roosevelt did it softly, but with a big stick.
|
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Telephone Co. employees let their fingers do the walking.
|
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Tellers can handle all deposits and withdrawals.
|
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Tennis players do it in sets.
|
|
Tennis players do it in their shorts.
|
|
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
|
|
Test makers do it sometimes/always/never.
|
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Testators do it willingly.
|
|
Texans do it with oil.
|
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The Air Force, aims high, shoots low.
|
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The Army does it being all that they can be.
|
|
The Energizer bunny does it and keeps going and going, and going, and going.
|
|
The FBI does it under cover.
|
|
Theater majors do it with an audience.
|
|
Theater techies do it in the dark, on cue.
|
|
Theoretical astronomers only *think* about it.
|
|
Theoreticians do it conceptually.
|
|
Theoreticians do it with a proof.
|
|
Thieves do it in leather.
|
|
Thieves do it when you're not looking.
|
|
Thieves do it with their lock picks.
|
|
Thieves do it with tools.
|
|
Trainees do it as practice.
|
|
Trampoline acrobats do it in the air.
|
|
Trampoline acrobats do it over a net.
|
|
Trampoline acrobats do it swinging from bars.
|
|
Trampoline acrobats do it under the big top.
|
|
Tree men do it in more crotches than anyone else.
|
|
Tribiological engineers do it by using lubricants.
|
|
Trombone players are constantly sliding it in and out.
|
|
Trombone players do it faster.
|
|
Trombone players do it in 7 positions.
|
|
Trombone players do it with slide action finger control.
|
|
Trombone players do it with slide oil.
|
|
Trombone players have something that's always long and hard.
|
|
Trombone players slide it in and out.
|
|
Trombone players use more positions.
|
|
Trombones do it faster.
|
|
Trombonists use more positions.
|
|
Truck drivers carry bigger loads.
|
|
Truck drivers do it on the road.
|
|
Truck drivers have bigger dipsticks.
|
|
Truckers have moving experiences.
|
|
Trump does it with cash.
|
|
Trumpet players blow the best.
|
|
Trumpeters blow hard.
|
|
Tuba players do it with big horns.
|
|
Tubas do it deeper.
|
|
TV evangalists do more than lay people.
|
|
TV repairmen do it in sync.
|
|
TV repairmen do it with a vertical hold.
|
|
Twin Peaks fans do it with logs.
|
|
Two meter operators do it with very high frequency.
|
|
Typesetters do it between periods.
|
|
Typists do it in triplicate.
|
|
Typographers do it to the letter.
|
|
Typographers do it with tight kerning.
|
|
Ultimate players do it horizontally.
|
|
Undertakers do it with corpses.
|
|
Unix don't do it.
|
|
Unix hackers go down all the time.
|
|
Unix programmers must c her's.
|
|
Urologists do it in a bottle.
|
|
Usenet freaks do it with hard drives.
|
|
Usenet news freaks do it with many groups at once.
|
|
Ushers do it in the dark.
|
|
Usurers do it with high interests.
|
|
Vacationers do it in a leisure way.
|
|
Vagrants do it everywhere.
|
|
Valuers really know the price.
|
|
Vampires do it 'til the sun comes up.
|
|
Vanguard do it ahead of everyone else.
|
|
Vegetarians don't do it with meats.
|
|
Vendors try hard to sell it.
|
|
Verifiers check on it.
|
|
Versifiers write poems for it.
|
|
Veterans have much more experience than the fresh-handed.
|
|
Veterinarians are pussy lovers.
|
|
Veterinarians do it with animals.
|
|
Veterinarians do it with sick animals.
|
|
Vicars do it with amazing grace.
|
|
Vicars substitute others to.
|
|
Vice principals do it with discipline.
|
|
Victims are those who got it.
|
|
Victors know how hard to win it.
|
|
Viewers do it with eyes.
|
|
Vilifiers say others don't do it well.
|
|
Villagers do it provincially.
|
|
Violinists do it gently.
|
|
Violinists prefer odd positions.
|
|
Violoncellists do it low.
|
|
Virtuosi appreciate it.
|
|
Visa, its everywhere you want to be.
|
|
Visitors come and see it.
|
|
Vocalists are good in their mouths.
|
|
Volcanologists know how violent it can be.
|
|
Voles dick through it.
|
|
Volleyball players keep it up.
|
|
Volunteers do it willingly.
|
|
Votarists decide to contribute themself.
|
|
Voters will decide who can do it.
|
|
Voyagers do it in between the sea and the sky.
|
|
Vulcans do it logically.
|
|
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
|
|
Waitresses do it with chopsticks.
|
|
Waitresses serve it hot.
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Waitresses serve it piping hot.
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Water skiers come down harder.
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Water skiers do it with cuts.
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Weather forecasters do it with crystal balls.
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Weathermen do it with crystal balls.
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Welders do it with hot rods.
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Welders fill all cracks.
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Well diggers do it in a hole.
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Werewolves do it as man or beast.
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Werewolves do it by the light of the full moon.
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Weathermen do it with lightning strokes.
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Woodwind players have better tonguing.
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Wrestlers know the best holds.
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Wrestlers try not to do it on their backs.
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Writers have novel ways.
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WW I GIs did it over there.
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X-ray astronomers do it with high energy.
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Xerox does it again and again and again and again.
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Zen buddhists do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it.
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Zen monks do it and don't do it.
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Zippermakers do it on the fly.
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Zippy does it on his lunch break.
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Zoologists do it with animals.'''
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